Machete (2010)

Confusing - 2.5/5

So I saw this film just now called 'Machete'. This was the Rodriguez's film about a man fighting against those who have wronged him and fighting against injustice to the Mexican people. I'm quite unsure as to just what film genre this one fits into. I can't work out if it was trying to make fun of itself along the way or if it was a totally serious film. If the attempt was to make it into the later then it was a failed one. The only way I would recommend this film is for the entertainment value. It was similar to 'Black Dynamite' in a way, it seemed as if everything was over exaggerated in a piss take way. However, unlike with 'Black Dynamite', I felt like this movie was tring to make a serious point. I didn't really get it.

In terms of entertainment value and downright manliness, main man Danny Trejo was fairly good. He was probably the pick of the bunch and some of the action and fighting scenes he was involved in were pretty impressive. On a side note, take a look at Trejo's profile on IMDb. I don't think I've ever seen an actor with quite that many roles. 209 to be precise! He's a busy man.

Back to the film and 'Machete' provided Robert De Niro's worst film role. He played a racist, ignorant US Senator, and quite badly at that. Lindsey Lohan's role was slightly funny because it felt as if she didn't have to do much acting to play it convincingly! Jessica Alba was poor and I don't think this will go down as one of Steven Seagal's best. However I would applaud Michelle Rodriguez for her performance. I'm beginning to be quite a big fan of hers; I think she manages to portray emotion well and can certainly kick some ass.

To conclude, I wouldn't recommend this film unless you enjoyed 'Black Dynamite' and are going to watch it from a similar perspective. If you are looking for a genuinely good film with an effective plot you've come to the wrong place.

Limitless Star Bradley Cooper denies a cameo for Charlie Sheen in The Hangover 2

Bradley Cooper, star of the new film 'Limitless' with Robert De Niro, has denied any rumours that Charlie Sheen was to make a guest role in the upcoming film 'The Hangover: Part 2'. How disappointing is this?? He could have had a few minutes either acting like a drug addict, which shouldn't be too hard, or coming out with some of his new phrases we see on Twitter every day. It would have been so funny, and not because I like Charlie Sheen in any way, but because I could laugh at him for being so pathetic.

Despite the news, Cooper stated that the script was solid and in some ways better than the first. This all sounds very promising, but will the backdrop of Bangkok enable as much comedy as the first? The inclusion of a drug dealing monkey and the return to the film of the other three members of the wolfpack make it entirely possible. The film is set for release on May 27th and I would advise you book your seat, it looks like it could be a popular one.